“Nah, looks like you got all the seams nicely welded, and those microactuators must be working if the stabilizer fins can move properly.”
“Camera’s good, though seeing in Eliksni is… odd.”
“Wait, what?”
“Well, the shank parts we salvaged to make this included a complete optical sensor, so I kept that in rather than use my own usual eye. Thought it might provide an interesting perspective.”
“And?”
“And it appears the Eliksni have two overlapping visual spectra—probably each pair of eyes sees different wavelengths. I bet that lets them pick out different kinds or levels of detail more clearly in various conditions.”
“Fascinating. How’s the world look like that?”
“Very… bright. It’s going to take some adjustment. You’re hard to look at, for instance.”
“Me? Why?”
“That armor. In human vision it’s just bright and gaudy, but with this Eliksni vision… it’s unbearable.”
“…Are you making this all up just to dunk on my armor again?”
shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”
and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then
and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her
to her face
that bigfoot was a dilf
how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im
today in “things that didnt really happen”
you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.
ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….
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